I would be impaled by that sword against a tree.

That's a soul in his hand, so I'm assuming he'd do to me whatever he did to his last victim, which would probably be ripping the person's soul clean out of the body.

By sending out fox fire to set my captured souls on fire, which, would kill me because I feed off those souls.

Probably would use that pointy thing and stab me to death.

He'd kick at me...and slash me to ribbons.

Now she looks like she'd drink my blood until I am empty.

THOUSAND YEARS OF PAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!
Wait, does Naruto even know that "move"?

He'll hack my computer so that it's even more glitchy, and that'll drive me insane. I'll rip the cords out of the compie, but electrocute myself in the process. (I don't think this thing has even power to kill someone, but, meh.)

Yeah, he used it on someone... I want to say he used it on Neji....

Espy would launch the 5 tag at me, giving me severe paper cuts and causing me to bleed to death.

burn me alive before trowing more oil on me which would be the ending attack

this time she cast zombie on me then use holy on me again and again before resorting to Revive >_<

Stab me many many times.

she would suck my soul out of my body

By trampling me into the ground then piercing my heart with her horn.