Dx take my head off with that sword

pole dancing with amazing skills that causes the chains to whip and kill me

shishkabob me with her sword

summon lil cupids to shoot me many many many times

Be all ninja-like and creep up behind me. Then stab me a million times with your sword, then 100 times with your knife.

Come up with some weird, magical spell thing.

run around with scissors and then trip and stab me

stab me in the throat

She'd blind me with a dazzling rainbow display, then trip me discreetly off a cliff.

strangle me with her tail

Suffocate me with fairy dust.

Probably be command me to die then suddenly I do. x-x
Oh is that a Gimpi in your siggy!? =D

strangle me with his long hair

WAPAH! came to my mind with what you said lol

RAINBOW POWER! -melts from on the pretty colors bombarding him-

Cut me with the big pointy crescent at the end of the staff x.x;

I think his gaze would trap me and then freeze me in place.