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The Illusionist
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Originally Posted by MystMist View Post
Question! Is Santa the same man as all the previous rulers of this season?
If not maybe we can recruit some of them?
There's always been one Santa. But your also might be thinking of all his mall Santa's, they're like preachers for his will.

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Originally Posted by Tohopekaliga View Post
Take care you don't discuss plans with an elf infiltrator (on the shelf) nearby... then he'll know. :O

(Man, those things are creepy.)
Those things are a near level surveillance to Santa he recently came up with. *shakes* Their disturbing.

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Originally Posted by Lawtan View Post
The Spectral Glitterjellyfish are always an option. They come through the mirrors to shock you with glitter.

Hmm...or in a more festive mood - why not ally with the trees? Their kind have been opressed by this season, and my technology will give them the benefit of arms and legs...


Isn't Santa himself a alchemical accident, when Saint Nick and Odin fought and fell into a tank of Aqua Regia along with some Coca Cola, a cow, and a box of cookies and wood carving instruments?


Baby Law: Cookie-
Law: Not now!
Glitterjellyfish sound good.. Please do go on.

And the trees.. COULD BE ON OUR SIDE! Especially pine trees. Santa has been committing mass genocide trying to kill all of them for centuries. The only problem is that the trees can't move from their spot... You know, because their trees.

I heard of rumors of how Santa's reign has started, that is a good theory nonetheless!

Old Posted 12-21-2015, 02:49 PM