Death by Mirrors
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Cover my Path with Roses
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Sweetest darlings,
it's Gary again. You may remember me from the local pub, the truck expo - or my fabulous quest for glamour.
*twirls around*
Don't I look charming in my new dress? But there's still something missing.
Now as a faint young lady I can't adorn myself with a rifle. So I was looking for a new pastime, one that wouldn't get grass stains on my dress or break my fingernails.
And I found just the perfect summer activity! Taking a stroll in the park, admiring the beautiful flowers. Like those Royal Amphibian Lily Pads which would be a wonderful and romantic addition to my garden. Yes, I know they aren't your average roses. Sell them to me anyway?
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Posted 08-27-2018, 06:18 PM
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