[sylvanSpider]

ASH

"Shit. Seems gossip finds ways to hurt us all, huh? But that's not even the most common. That was just the uh...weirdest. Neighbors to the left of my apartment are the ones saying that. The rest just either think I'm a whore or a druggy." She shrugged, laughing again at the absurdity of it all. Yes, it was true, she did partake of the devil's lettuce once in a while, but she rarely dabbled in anything harder. The shop didn't test, but she didn't want to risk dealing with machinery with the leftovers of a good night before. When it came to lovers? She swung both ways, but never looked. She was too busy loitering at a diner with a cute waiter.

She took the opportunity to take a bite of her pie, and she could swear that she felt her eyes rolling into the back of her head. "Now this," she said between mouthfuls, "This is a fuckin' pie. Do you guys make it homemade?"