[Espy]

‡‡‡‡ Welcome to the Blackadder Speakeasy ‡‡‡‡

Welcome to my hangout! I'm still working on it -- I've plans for art and all, but it's still under construction. Pardon my dust :)
Also, oops. Seems I got a bit carried away with the intro. Don't worry about the wall of text; feel free to just come in and chat.

Huh. Never seen you around here before. You sure you're not some undercover policeman, or a ? Maybe I should call the bouncer, yeah? Hey! HEY!

...I'm just kidding, fella. Welcome to the Blackadder. Any friend of...good...hard liquor is a friend of ours. Unless you're also a friend of the Scarlet May. We don't do business with them. We don't do anything with them. They're the ones who ratted us out last time, for their own sake! Not sure how they managed to avoid getting checked up on, either. I got off light after the raid -- turns out the sheriff frequented Scarlet and didn't exactly follow what he preached.

Anyhow, obviously we had to shut King's down, and open shop under a new name. So it's a tad bit messy in here. We'll get in cleaned up soon enough...I just need to get more hands to help. Oh, I didn't mention I own the place? You must've thought I was just a bartender. 'Pologies for that. Half my band and my previous barkeeps are still behind bars. I'd bail them out if I had the money, but as you can see, I'm a bit low on that. Money from...from gangs? Me, a gangster? I have no idea what you're talking about, none at all. I'm just a humble *snrk* shop owner, bartender, pianist, sax player, gan- gambler...oh, yes, feel free indulge in a few games. There's a poker table in the corner there. Don't set the thing on fire, though; that's how the old one ended up during the raid. Like I said, I'd get my partners to fix up the place if they weren't considered criminals.

...Hey, don't worry! Our moonshine's completely safe. Trust me! Here, for listening to me ramble, I'll give you a pint for free.