[Gallagher]

[ The Lab ]

Welcome to all doctors, subjects, scientists, and visitors.

Today, I invite you to come view the newest of our experiments. Our test groups just started their newest medications, you see. Our hope is for better results than the last batch. It was, well, contaminated by a bit of a bug that went around. Virus, really. Drove them all mad. Not very good for psychosis research, if I do say so myself.

Ah, but there are a few things we should cover first. Please, wear your safety equipment at all times, and follow the usual rules of conduct. In addition, do try not to rile up our subjects. They do that perfectly well on their own. And don't discuss the experiment itself. All other forms of conversation are permitted, even encouraged — it's good for promoting the growth of dendrites in all of our subjects, you see — but not all those here are aware of what's happening to them. It's an additional stressor that we do not need at this stage.

Oh, and one last thing... -points to a sign on the wall-



[ Thank you, and please enjoy your stay. ]