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Illusion
The Illusionist
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Anti Santa Squad: Meetings everyday until we take down the menace | #1 | ||
Santa Claus breaks into your house, eats your cookies, drinks your milk, AND YOUR GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT? People praise him as a jolly old fat man because he leaves people gifts if their on his good list, or if your on his naughty list stuffs your socks with coal while still eating your cookies and milk.
This man is a menace to society and must be taken care of. All his elven slaves must be freed from this tyrant. The first meeting of the Anti-Santa Squad begins today. Topic: Which is more effective? A candy cane Gatling gun or poisonous cookies? | ||||
Posted 12-20-2015, 10:07 PM |
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CupcakeDolly
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Hmm... I would say the gattling gun would be more FUN than effective (and festive too!) but I'm deeply opposed to ruining perfectly good cookies.
Tough choice. I'll have to think this one over a bit. | ||||
Posted 12-20-2015, 10:13 PM |
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I like gatling guns, but poison cookies are a bad idea because my husband might accidentally eat them. And you know who they look at when the spouse dies! *hint hint*
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Posted 12-20-2015, 10:48 PM |
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Tohopekaliga
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Definitely go for the gattling gun. Kids might eat the cookies.
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Posted 12-20-2015, 10:49 PM |
CupcakeDolly
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I agree, the cookies run the risk of too many unintentional casualties.
If we were given the option of, say, a candy cane sniper rifle, I'd totally be on board. | ||||
Posted 12-20-2015, 11:11 PM |
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Illusion
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I a candy cane sniper rifle would never work, the cane is too big to fit into the darn thing. But a gumdrop sniper rifle is plausible.
But Santa's magical bag of holding could easily swallow all of our projectiles easily. We need to think outside the boss. Perhaps we're thinking too big. Should we try and cripple Santa first by killing off his reindeer so he lacks an escape vehicle? | ||||
Posted 12-20-2015, 11:54 PM |
CupcakeDolly
Wayward Victorian Doll
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Well, what sort of intel do we have on the reindeer? I'm worried about their apparent magical abilities. If they fly using fairy dust or something equally stupid, then taking them out might be plausible. If they're telekinetic though, it might be safe to assume that they could simply kill us with their brains.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:02 AM |
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Illusion
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The reindeers flying ability is powered by Rudolf's magical nose. Rudolf is as equally as dangerous as Santa however. He's able to snipe and shoots laser beams, blinding powers with his light producing nose, and amazing prowess in physical activities which is why he was not allowed to play with the other reindeers when he was younger. So it would be better to take out the others first.
The reindeer always hoard together, it's rare if they're ever separate from each other, and when they are it's never more then a few feet. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 12:12 AM |
Tohopekaliga
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I'd be careful of the reindeer...
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:14 AM |
Tiva
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You need to set a trap… Maybe a gathering of kids off the nice list? And a Crossbow will work much better for the candy canes, double sharpen the points and use the hook to hold.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:25 AM |
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CupcakeDolly
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Or a candy cane harpoon gun. Perfect for hunting down jolly old whales!
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:40 AM |
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Illusion
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But we need a better distraction. You can't get kids involved, Santa could take hostages, or a kid could be hurt in the fight, or Santa might try and steal a child and enslave them to become another one of his "elves."
Last edited by Illusion; 12-21-2015 at 01:29 AM.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:48 AM |
CupcakeDolly
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Posted 12-21-2015, 12:51 AM |
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