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Katya
Wingnut
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Hmmm
Could we use undercover Elves to aid in our plight? || in somnis veritas || | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 01:03 AM |
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Tiva
Lynx Rufus
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Elves have no sympathy for us, they LIKE making weapons for Santa's evil plans to take over the entire year. Haven't you seen how they have invaded Thanksgiving? Soon it will be Halloween….
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Posted 12-21-2015, 01:05 AM |
CupcakeDolly
Wayward Victorian Doll
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I saw elves at Halloween too. The tall, tolkien-esque kind, but elves nonetheless.
Also, given that Illu just alluded to where some of the 'elves' actually come from, I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable involving them. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 01:07 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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Not likely. Elves are children who we're mutated by Santa Claus's factory of pollution. That and their food is also enchanted to maintain their size because it's more manageable for smaller people to work in a factory. Becoming a elf also extends their life considerably a 100 year old elf is still considered a very young child.
I already collect Intel from the elves, they leave cries for help in the presents they make for children. I established a system and get Intel from various presents certain people receive. edit: The system entails writing cries for help in invisible ink on the other side of the wrapping paper. Quote:
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Santa's ultimate goal is to spoil the "good kids" and having them grow into terrible adults that will destroy our society while all being blind supporters of Santa's reign of evil.
Last edited by Illusion; 12-21-2015 at 01:40 AM.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 01:37 AM |
Tas
a gender ghost.
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well, that's hardly true. Everyone knows Rudolph's nose is used specifically for navigation. The reindeer could fly just fine without Rudolph, but they wouldn't be able to see where they're going.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 01:49 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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(For the sake of a crazy fictional plot, his nose is magical darn it.)
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Posted 12-21-2015, 01:51 AM |
Monorea
Stuck In One Reality
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Was the poisoned cookie plan dismissed? How about evil cookies that are also poisonous?
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Posted 12-21-2015, 03:08 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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I see this as a never ending attempt to stop evil. We should take matters into our own hands rather then rely on sentient poisonous cookies. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 03:45 AM |
Monorea
Stuck In One Reality
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They are my loyal minions, why would you need to kill them?
Besides without the support of other classes of cookies they mostly just work as assassins. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 03:49 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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If anything we should team up with someone else.. Do you know the muffin man? | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 04:02 AM |
Monorea
Stuck In One Reality
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Isn't the muffin man Santa's main supplier of gingerbread?
But no i don't really know any other fighting force. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 04:05 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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Perhaps we should pay him off to take control of the gingerbread man and change them all to gingerbread woman! Because as we all know, gingerbread woman are a thousand times more stronger then the men because they're baked with extra sugar! | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 04:13 AM |
Den
Tattooed & foul-mouthed
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All I can say is that I really hope Santa doesn't have a supersoaker full of milk, 'cause that'd ruin the cookie army.
I use She/Her and They/Them pronouns.
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Posted 12-21-2015, 04:15 AM |
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Illusion
The Illusionist
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This is a man who survives on nothing but Milk and Cookies year round! Of course he will eat the cookies this plan would be fruitless! | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 04:32 AM |
Monorea
Stuck In One Reality
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Question! Is Santa the same man as all the previous rulers of this season?
If not maybe we can recruit some of them? | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 09:05 AM |
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Tohopekaliga
Forward Thinker
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Take care you don't discuss plans with an elf infiltrator (on the shelf) nearby... then he'll know. :O
(Man, those things are creepy.) | ||||
Posted 12-21-2015, 10:06 AM |
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