what is the ranch dressing secret.

well, keep playing by my rules and it'll stay between you me and the klondike guy

woo~ in return i won't tell anyone about your horrible ranch dressing secret

wanna post in the corral or not so much?

awe </3

only if you're embarrassed.

i'm spying on you

I'd try to counter with another attempt, but I have had the day to cringe at the comment.

(Long story short, I tend to make birth-related jokes because my mom and I nearly died at birth...and that was the worst one I made ._.)

Yeah...you can hang me now.

-lobs rocks instead-