Oh hey another one that I actually know.

What is a century baby?

A baby that's born exactly at midnight on the first day of a century (eg. 01/01/2000) and because of that, develops superpowers.

ugh, you're terrible.

I can't remember the deets from a mag I read way long ago, but since black holes lose mass by way of Hawking radiation, I think the charge of said radiation must match the charge of the black hole.

Darn
Idk any if them well enough to give an answer

You could totally bullshit some answers.

How far can a dog run into the woods?
OOOH my friends told me that in portuguese xD Something along the lines of half the woods because more than that the dog is running out of the woods

yep, i got it! thanks!!

What gets wet as it dries?
a towel!

How much dirt is in a 36" by 32" hole?
there's no dirt in a hole!

Why can't anyone living in Charleston, North Carolina be buried in any of the cemeteries located there?
because you don't bury the living!

The Statue of Liberty was intended to symbolize the friendship between what two nations?
the United States and France

Peanuts' Snoopy was actually named after a historical figure. Who was considered that individual's nemesis?
the Red Baron

How much dirt is in a 36" by 32" hole?
None whatsoever, a home is a void in the ground

Edit: wait someone beat me

A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.

And egg

The Statue of Liberty was intended to symbolize the friendship between what two nations?

France and the States, iirc

What's Bullwinkle's favorite desert?

Mousse
(Because he is a moose...)

The poor have it, the rich need it, you'll die if you eat it.

Nothing

What spurred the Burning of Washington in 1814?
DC >.>"
An invasion into Canada in the War of 1812. The goal was to conquest Canada and annex it and it failed

The Canadians being nice stereotype was a failure there

Why can't anyone living in Charleston, North Carolina be buried in any of the cemeteries located there?

You don't bury the living. You bury the dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a dozen eggs?

Crushed eggs

What gets wet as it dries?

A towel

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Halfway. Then they're running out of the woods

You look across the street at the neighboring apartment complex, and happen to witness a brutal murder. The murderer saw you. They stand there for a few moments, pointing a finger at you, moving it down, then back up to you. What are they doing?

They are most likely counting the apartments/windows to figure out which one you are in so as to come and kill you as well, eliminating any witness.
I recommend calling the cops immediately and finding a way to escape or a safe place to hide that isn't in your apartment...

So what I'm getting is that "incoming kerstabbity time" is also a valid answer?

What does a six-ton canary say?

TWEET!

Ice cream cones got its spectacular start during what Great Exhibition?
St. Louis World Fair in 1904. One guy was selling ice cream next to another one selling crispy waffles. Since it was a hot day, ice cream sold well and the vendor ran out of dishes. Waffle guy rolled a waffle into a cone and gave it to ice cream guy, customers loved the resulting product - one of the greatest inventions of our time.