hhhm, do any of the non-sexy non-murdered spiders get to have both a first and last name and how many times is 'a tangled web' or 'a sticky wicket' used?

so filling the metaphorical cup without overflowing it?

<x} Sure! I think a lot of the spiders featured need names.
And they're sexy, in their own ways. xT
Not a solidly formed idea of mine yet tho. :/ Just a concept for now.
<x'{ Eh! I call copyrighted! Pls nobody steal it! I call the Noir Detective Spiders thing!

nah, i need to know about the plain janes and side hustles. a noire is only as good as it's world


spiders are the best. they eat pests, they look cool and most of them leave you alone and don't steal your milk so they make for ok roomates XD

<xD
hahaha! Plus spiders have this thing where they're ninja rope-swingers, and walk upside down like it's no big deal. x}
Some are super scary too. :[
*GASP!* >8O They can form a dangerous family crime syndicate! A spider Godfather. x'D

the orb weaver grants boons on his many daughters' weddings?

The ogre faced spider feels honored and grateful for being invited to their daughter's wedding, and hopes her first egg sac is a masculine egg sac, and pledges his undying loyalty. <x'D

Got my Black Friday avi ready lol

Still can't believe that they have us doing "doorbuster" sales on crap like socks and underwear, Barbies and crockpots.... We're a grocery store.


I like your Avi though XD

yeah, i remember doing crap peddling when i was working retail x''D


it's a neat avi, looks like you haven't bought much yet though

why was there so much spider talk D:

there are several congruent spider weddings! lots of pretty spider brides~

Trisphee doesn't have anymore shopping bags and stuff :( maybe I can use the wrapped Christmas/Birthday gift boxes

I'm not even a spider. /:c
And I don't wanna get married. >:/
Why am I in a dress??? >x{