[sylvanSpider]

"I'm interviewing everyone--" Simon interjected before the man could take offense and before cringing when his wife's luminous voice again filled the cavity of the barber's shop. His eyes unwillingly went to the ceiling as if waiting for footsteps that only came when the wife Her Majesty herself went up."Not home? Is this normal, or perhaps he is away at business? I am interviewing business owners as well, perhaps I will see him there..."

He went inside all too willingly finding it deprecatingly awkward to be standing outside of their door for others to witness the chaos that he was now subject to (perhaps subject of) now. "My name is Wegg. Ehm...Simon Wegg."