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Quiet Man Cometh wrote about Hermione Granger and Captain Picard baking a giant cake in the Kalahari Desert. This must be the best story ever!

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

It's the new serialization of the best ACTION BRITISH BAKE OFF! The first book, The challenger today, the wisest witch of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger must outbake with a cake most massive our returning champion, the venerable spaceship commander from the final frontier, Admiral Jean-Luc Picard! They will battle in our most challenging arena ever, the Kalahari Desert! Who will triumph? Who will fall, a desiccated sand-blasted corpse? Will there be enough butter? Is this even BRITISH???

Don't fall off a cliff-hanger! Pre-order all the issues today! The first 100 issues include a special forward by actor and Bake-Off enthusiast, Brent Spiner.

Quiet Man Cometh wrote about Rainbow Dash and Wednesday Addams fighting a ninja clan in a spooky cave. This must be the best story ever!

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

Dark Days ahead in the newest science fiction adventure from Lola Gothglow. Colour is disappearing from the planet of Jupitaur, the ancient Pony homeworld. As the hues drain away, a withering blight follows. It's up to the colouriest pony, Rainbow Dash, to travel the wormhole of voidbroken dreamsparkles and bring back the colour!

But meanwhile...

In the stark world of Gothicus, Wednesday Adams finds herself staring at a puddle of *something* unknown and dangerous...it comes from the sky and pools among the skeletal branches of the trees, encroaching on the old Adams Estate. Her monocromatic world is being consumed.

It's a path of madness to restore the worlds on opposite ends of the visual spectrum...with NINJA!

Joining forces, Adams and Dash must learn the ways of their enemies to defeat the ninja clan in their very lair inside the Spooky Cave of Psychadelisis! Mwahahahaha!


Brought to you by the thieving hare. ;)

Quiet Man Cometh wrote about She-Ra and Batman competing in a beauty contest in the jungle. This must be the best story ever!

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

In the wild and lush jungle domain, a beauty contest enters it's last stage, the finalist being none other than She-Ra! The dawn queen of the jungle canopy, and the darkest of dark nightly lords, Batman! Nananananananana-nothing to see here. ;)

~ The Thieving Hare!

Merskelly Metalien wrote about Sans and Godzilla solving a murder mystery in the Kalahari Desert. This must be the best story ever!

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

it was a particularly dry day in the kalahari desert. at least, that's what days typically are like in a desert anyway. the desert was desert-ed, save for one thing beside the ground. on top of the ground actually. a body. a murdered body. at least assumed, cause, it didn't appear to be moving. not too sure about what the body belonged to, but that's just a part of the mystery i guess. the murder mystery.
but seeing as murder mysteries are meaningless to a skeleton, it wasn't too difficult to just step around the body and keep walking to the nearest shady place to nap, which thankfully was only 4 feet away, on the other side of the body.

I'll come back to life in a little while, that much is certain. Of all the places to be thirsty, it had to while I was getting lost crossing through Africa. The water here is awful and not deep enough to sink into. Not even deep enough to drink! I collapsed here, and luckily death took me, instead of that three headed freak from outer space! My spirit lingers close by in case the humans track me down and graciously grant me the nice, nuclear radioactive water I, as king of monsters
and of my planet, need desperately. I have only been waiting for three days and the animals all keep away from my corpse, even the birds and- is that walking skeleton in a sweater? Hideous. Still, not as terrible as the monstrosity that is the gargantua twins. At least he does not smell like a corpse. Now the little skeleton is taking a nap right beside my spine. I guess the dead must rest too.