[Death by Mirrors]

I must be crazy... *taps microphone*
Oh, that thing is already on?

Ahem.

So you chose to tempt fate in one of my threads. As you know, the evil overlord is watching you.

Anytime. Anywhere.

My inventory still fits in a handbasket and I'm going to bed in half an hour anyway. Yet it doesn't mean you're safe. You wanted a challenge and a challenge you'll receive.

I'm a powerful warlock with a pen.

A master of words.

Do you think you're brave enough for a duel that consists entirely of poems and prose? I'll take on every topic to prove I can poetry slam you right back into your bedrooms. No coins for this, just your fifteen minutes of fame. Step right up and show me what you've got!

[Kaderin Triste]

But...but...no one claimed I was better at poetry than you!
In fact, I pretty much suck.
I admit defeat from the get-go.
>.>

[Den]

Hark, a challenger steps forthwith! Whether thy wit and prowess with a quill be mighty or lacking, thou hath set forth a sporting challenge, and not in vain. Thy challenge hast been accepted, heartily.

[Death by Mirrors]

Awesome! First win of the day! *pats own shoulder*

And yeah, for some reason people have yet to acknowledge my multitude of talents in the compliment thread. Fortunately any sovereign of darkness doesn't require such praise from mere mortals to succeed. As you have proven.

I also beat you in one-hour-crafts.

[Kaderin Triste]

Yeah, you probably beat me in everything actually. Despite what people think, I actually have very little talent and skill.

[Den]

I think we need someone to suggest themes, who is at least partially unbiased...

Also, Death totes opened a can of worms by challenging me. :3

[Tam I am]

There he went broken hearted
cut it close and more than farted.
Next time don't take the chance
play it safe and save your pants.

I'm a champion at spoofing things? But how's this for a theme? Things you can't trust!

[Death by Mirrors]

Now we only need to wait for people to throw themes and...

...whoa no, what's that? Feeling a little insecure there, Kad? I've seen your derpys, and they're going to become a legend here on Tris. Get some self esteem in a bucket, I'm sure they sell it on ebay. Talent for the most part actually is just a lot of hard work.

[Kaderin Triste]

Things I can't trust? That would make for a long poem in my case...


Death: Yeah, self-confidence, self-esteem, and self-value issues are something I'm still working on. XP
And technically Derpy is the name of just my one dragon. The rest are just dragons.
XD

[Tam I am]

Humorous things you can't trust. Though what I wrote about there isn't funny to the person it happens to.

[Death by Mirrors]

Here's to a really simple task.
What are things I don't trust, you ask?
If someone with a mind so bright
Decides to dim their own strong light
To act all timid, oh so shy!
It always makes me wonder: Why!?

[Kaderin Triste]

Roses are red,
Zyr vodka's top-shelf.
Kaderin trusts nothing,
Not even herself.

[Death by Mirrors]

And because 1) it's totally ridiculous and 2) fits so well with Tam's heartwarming poem, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127

[Tam I am]

Well, that nearly made me PEEE my pants.

[Death by Mirrors]

Glad to be of service.

[Tiva]

Awww if I knew you guys felt left out I would have told you to make and submit avis with our themes