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Tattooed & foul-mouthed
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I use She/Her and They/Them pronouns.
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Posted 10-30-2019, 06:13 PM |
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Stabbsworth
Pixelist
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i do not remember purrchasing the desolate flame set in the faded colouration.
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely. | ||||
Posted 10-30-2019, 06:14 PM |
Kitalpha Hart
Hakuna matata
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Why no puns? Are you allergic to them?
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Posted 10-30-2019, 06:17 PM |
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Patrick P.
Crystal Keeper
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Things happen.
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Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM |
Death by Mirrors
Writer
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@Biomecha: Upon first glance I read that as I hate this stupid humanity ^^
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Posted 10-30-2019, 06:20 PM |
Death by Mirrors
Writer
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Even more relatable on some days XD
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Posted 10-30-2019, 06:26 PM |
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littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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i feel very put out by your clear bigotry towards puns. i am offended and i want to see your manager
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Posted 10-30-2019, 07:47 PM |
Patrick P.
Crystal Keeper
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I am my own manager. Speak.
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Posted 10-30-2019, 09:34 PM |
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Merskelly Metalien
Icy Footed
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Posted 10-30-2019, 09:43 PM |
bluebird
A*DIC*TED
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math memes because i'm petty
dec 14 S A U C Y 「art by mdom〠✦✦✦ | ||||
Posted 10-31-2019, 03:15 PM |
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Death by Mirrors
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. So they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and decided to write an e-mail to his wife in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral and checked her e-mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived! I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS: Sure is hot down here. | ||||
Posted 10-31-2019, 04:11 PM |
DreadedMartian
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Hoping someone will find this as funny as I did | ||||
Posted 11-01-2019, 01:55 AM |
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Patrick P.
Crystal Keeper
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So many jokes of varying quality! It's a veritable comedy mine.
Things are owed, clearly. | ||||
Posted 11-01-2019, 11:15 AM |
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