[littl3chocobo]

assuredly though it certainly sounds safe and prone to having clean air and plenty of quiet ^^ not a bad trade off~

[Mekatra]

Other than the threat of bars, mountain lions, avalanches, mudslides, falling rocks and idiot drivers in the snow, it is hecka safe.

The quiet and peaceful parts are best. There isn't cell phone service in our alley though, so mildly inconvenient.

[littl3chocobo]

at one of my old flats a gal was being hit and shoved into the bak of a car until i threatened the guy with violene and and my neighbors on the other side was held at gunpoint and had their house ransacked and two blokes followed me to my door once and then hung around in front of it for a while all in the span of like 5 months


i'd be cool with the bears

[Mekatra]

You should come out to the country. It's much safer out in the middle of nowhere.

[Merskelly Metalien]

:] The countryside is nice, and pretty and peaceful.
8] Though depending on where in the countryside, ahh, safety isn't always present. Like on a cliff, or in puma territory, 8[ or fire, or heavy snow with branches liable to drop on you, or poisonous plants, insects and animals with hospitals on the far side of travel, >~>; or ice hazards including icicles, or dogs on the loose...

Ah!; *shrug* <X} maybe I'm just paranoid and think anywhere is dangerous, with me being tiny and smol, and like, easy prey for literally anything that will jump me, if I'm not careful. <:{

[littl3chocobo]

i'm a heckin' big boi. i think i could manage XD

[Merskelly Metalien]

:/ *ponders* hmmm, if I had some freaky colored fans or a cape I could flap around and scream, I could protect myself from both people and animals that get too close. :D
Well most people maybe. \:/ Certainly wouldn't work with scaring away kids. They love goofy things.

[littl3chocobo]

i'm totally down for goofy :D


beeeeh! someone tell be a funny joke!

[Mekatra]

Do you know why mermaids wear seashell bras?
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Cuz B-Shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

[littl3chocobo]

hehehe, that's cute. reminds me of one from when i was a kid;

why do ballerinas wear tutus? threethrees are too big and oneones are two small

[Mekatra]

When we worked the ren faires we had all kinds of silly kid friendly jokes that were vaguely medieval or pirate themed.

I like the ballerina one haha.

[littl3chocobo]

well, it's just about half past 2 so i am going to nap but if you tell me a pirate joke i will promise to laugh when i get up XD

[Mekatra]

Why can't pirates play cards?
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Because someone is always standing on the deck!


What has 8 eyes, 8 legs, and 8 arms?
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8 pirates.

Why does it take pirates so long t learn the alphabet?
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They spend years on the Sea (c)

Okay I'll quit now.

[littl3chocobo]

ok, i hadn't even heard the 8 one before XD that is horrible!

why dont skeletons ever go on adventures?


they don't have the guts

[Mekatra]

I love dirty jokes, but tg ones you can tell in any company ave their distinct charm.

[littl3chocobo]

i like ones that are both

wanna hear a dirty joke?
boy fell in a mudpuddle