[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by mdom

Am I allowed to strip tease in the library?

It might still be within the rules to pole dance, but nope - no strip tease in the library.

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

Am I allowed to PUT FISHNETS ON THE CHAIRS?

Sounds like a fashionable seat. However, the rules forbid to put fishnets on the chairs.

Originally Posted by Biomecha

Am I allowed to move fantasy books to the non-fiction section?

Somewhere an uptight reader will hate you for this when looking for the instruction manual to fold socks more efficiently - but yes. You can move fantasy books to the non-fiction section.

Originally Posted by Den

Am I allowed to drink V8 from a spill-proof cup?

Yes, you may drink V8 from a spill-proof cup.

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

Am I allowed to pin Metal Band Posters to the walls to use as Motivational Posters?

Everyone needs the right motivation in their life! Yes, you can certainly pin Metal Band Posters to the walls to use as motivational posters.

Originally Posted by KittyBeary

Am I allowed to transform into a magical girl?

With the power of literature I shall punish the jock! Yes, you're allowed to transform into a magical girl.

Originally Posted by MonBon

Am I allowed to waste time browsing trisphee?

Not only allowed to, but in fact encouraged. Yes, you may waste time browsing Trisphee.

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

Am I allowed to bring my dog in because he's a trained service bro to improve youth reading?

While I believe the credentials of your dog, no. You're not allowed to bring your dog in because he's a trained service bro to improve youth reading.

[KittyBeary]

(Yay!! 8D That's one thing I am allowed to do so far!)

[Death by Mirrors]

Want to do something else now that you unlocked your special skills?

[mdom]

Am I allowed to fart the alphabet backwards?

[Witchchylde]

Am I allowed to crown myself Queen of the Stacks?

[Merskelly Metalien]

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

Everyone needs the right motivation in their life! Yes, you can certainly pin Metal Band Posters to the walls to use as motivational posters.

YESSSSSSSSSssssssss! \M/ >u< \M/


Am I allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms?

[Den]

Am I allowed to teach people how to play D&D?

[KittyBeary]

Am I allowed to blow bubbles?

[Quiet Man Cometh]

Am I allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D?

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by mdom

Am I allowed to fart the alphabet backwards?

I encourage you to open a window first, but yes, you may fart the alphabet backwards.

Originally Posted by Witchchylde

Am I allowed to crown myself Queen of the Stacks?

No, sorry. You can't crown yourself Queen of the Stacks; the library has been a representative democracy for years.

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

Am I allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms?

Why do you want to hide the evidence? But yes, you're allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms.

Originally Posted by Den

Am I allowed to teach people how to play D&D?

There may even be the official rulebook available in the hobby section, if no one borrowed it. Yes, you may teach people how to play D&D.

Originally Posted by KittyBeary

Am I allowed to blow bubbles?

Everything is better with them. Yes, you can blow bubbles.

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

Am I allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D?

Looks like someone found a new business idea. Yes, you're allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D.

[Quiet Man Cometh]

*prints custom 3-D minis for people learning to play D&D*

[Death by Mirrors]

*signs up to learn D&D even though secretly already knowing how to play*

[KittyBeary]

WHOO BUBBLES 8D

[mdom]

Am I allowed to talk about events in other sites?

[Kaderin Triste]

Am I allowed to start a tickle fight?

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by mdom

Am I allowed to talk about events in other sites?

There are no other sites. Especially no sites that have events. There is only Trisphee, and Trisphee is the absolute best. Because it has events. Which no other site has. And once you accept this doctrine... well yes, then you can talk about events in other sites :P

Originally Posted by Kaderin Triste

Am I allowed to start a tickle fight?

No, you can't start a tickle fight. This would lead to people giggling, and giggling is not allowed in the library, therefore tickle fights are not allowed in the library. You're however free to tell silly jokes. Unless you giggle.