[Drakath]

Eats my liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

[DragonDrifter]

Shoves a sword through my mouth out my...backside. :x

[Drakath]

Eats my wigs off.

[Espy]

Waterboarding with gasoline, the set the corpse on fire.

[Drakath]

Chaining me to a prison cell and eating my face.

[DragonDrifter]

Pries my chest open with her wings, and shoves her tail through my spine.

[Drakath]

Bites my neck and rips out a large chuck of it.

[FlamingPinkDinosaurs]

Eat me Alive DX

[DragonDrifter]

Her boobs reach out and rip my head off XD

[Espy]

Eating someone's face is really wrong out of context.

Draw out my worse memories and nightmares and alter them so that I die over and over again (I do actually die in quite a few of my nightmares)...and then stab me after I beg for death.

EDIT: ...still holds.

[DragonDrifter]

Man you're dark Espy.
Shoves a big lolipop down my throat.

[FlamingPinkDinosaurs]

*Takest he moon down and throws it at me crushing my body owo

[Espy]

-shrug- I know that. Can't help it.

Blind me and set me in the direction off a cliff.

Now that was me sense of humor.

EDIT: ....dear god stop ninja-ing me. slice me to ribbons with those wings.

[DragonDrifter]

I need bigger wings! D:<
Take the ribbons off his waist and strangle me with them.

[Espy]

Fry me to a crisp with hellfire.

That was also humorous.

[DragonDrifter]

Haha. Funneh.
Sing Friday until the blood from my ears floods my brain.