[Natsunaine]

Originally Posted by SparX

"And quothe the Raven, NEverM-------aAhhAHHAHAHAHAH off me get off me AHAHAHHAAHHA!" I scream as my eyeballs are pecked out, bleeding all over my book and collapsing on the ground, as a raven flies into the air and leaves a nice poop directly on my head before it flies in the distance.

THIS MADE MY ENTIRE DAY



also.,.. I am thinking, that you sick your little woodland friend there upon me, and by doing so my throat gets ripped out.

[Quiet Man Cometh]

I don't know, and my fervent hope would be that he doesn't know either and I could run the hell away while he was deciding.

[Natsunaine]

-is an umbreon shiny cosplay-

I dunno...probably incase me in ice?

[Tiva]

Hammer me to death?

[Lawtan]

The Rocky Mecha-Diva, Tiva,
sailed through the notes of night,
With a flash and a sching and a bam-pow-wam,
she fought like a dear in fright,
Her shadowed cold foe with twin silent maw,
horned hunter of the light,
Snick-snacker-snunk and whispering whoo-oos,
A rooftop battling delight,
Until with a swift shattering swing,
The Wendigo, Law, left the fight.

[Potironette]

Petrify me by being the stuff of nightmares. Then shoot me through with an arrow.

[Saiyouri]

Drown me in that nice cup of cocoa they seem to have there.

[Natsunaine]

Beat me to death with that staff

[Lawtan]

<IOU one Epic Poem involving Ravens>
AWRCK! I- YEARGH! I'm- MY SQUEEDLYSPOOCH! Busy- NOT THE EYE! Ge-et-ting *gurgle* Pecked t-t-*Insert high-pitch shriek*

[Saiyouri]

Nooo not the teeth, please anything but them.

Pl...e..a.....se... use the antlers, PLEASE!

[Glitch]

I think you would cast a priestessy spell that would accidentally kill me when you meant to kill somebody else!

[Natsunaine]

You would take me "Under the sea" and drown me..

See what I did there? No? Okay.

[Pessimisticat]

Take my soul, probably.

[Natsunaine]

Horns to my gut.

[SparX]

you would smash every bone in my body with your axe thingy then send pieces of me home with your crows to feed their young.

[Jurinjo]

Poisonous cloud of neurotoxin