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Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:17 PM

It's approximately 3 university level college papers about the psyche of reward in adolescence. and 9 shoelaces.

What should I do with all this trash laying around?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:19 PM

Become the trashmaster, master of the trash.

How do I make a silly question that will garner a very serious answer?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:22 PM

Don't use your brain to make the question.

Who is the lady in the picture, The Mona Lisa?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:23 PM

there is no picture.

How do I become a crab?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-13-2019, 01:32 PM

First you relocate to the tropical forest and live in a tree until you fall asleep.
When you hit the ground, you shall be reborn as a crab. Then you shake your tree until coconuts fall from the top. Take them and consume them for your new crustacean shell to get stronger. Chew and spit out sand and make a castle, if you want to be royalty, AKA the KING Crab. King of crabs. This is how to be a crab.

Where do I get my tire changed?

Death by Mirrors · Posted 08-15-2019, 08:31 AM

In that dark, suspicious backalley your mom warned you about. Of course the place doesn't look very welcoming at first glance, but it's only because they saved on decorations and advertising so they can offer you killer prices.

What makes a good gift to put into an advent calendar?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-15-2019, 11:06 AM

A beehive with glitter all over it!

How do I travel to Spain by myself?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-15-2019, 11:17 AM

Recruit bees. So many bees.

How do I become a robot?

mdom · Posted 08-16-2019, 10:48 PM

Well, you know how computers have a cd tray? Put a cd inside you with an robot program iso!!!

What's the fastest way to cross a river?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-16-2019, 11:37 PM

You throw enough stones into a river that read "Faith Hope Love", that river will definitely become cross.

How do I ride a bike to school?

mdom · Posted 08-20-2019, 01:55 AM

put it on the hood of a car. Preferably a big one.
Pad it. Then you give it a ride to the school.

How can I tell how old is the earth?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-20-2019, 01:39 PM

Take a handful of dirt and taste it. If it's sour, then the earth is likely expired, and you'll need to throw it away and buy a fresh one.

How do I get my dog to stop pooping places?

mdom · Posted 08-23-2019, 04:26 PM

Well, now that's very easy!! Duct tape its bum!! HAAAA, take that atheists

How do I memorize my own cell phone number?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-24-2019, 09:13 PM

You'll never forget your cellphone number if it's tattooed to your hand! xD

What's the best way to send a million dollars to my friend?

mdom · Posted 08-26-2019, 12:49 AM

Obviously in quarters. Each quarter taped to a carrier pigeon. Have you ever heard about a pigeon in jail??? But mail carriers... or being robbed in person... The bank...

How can I focus enough to read a full book next week?

Panda · Posted 08-26-2019, 01:38 AM

Bring your friends over, maybe they will help you read.

How can I be less lazy?

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#33
	It's approximately 3 university level college papers about the psyche of reward in adolescence. and 9 shoelaces. What should I do with all this trash laying around? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:17 PM

		#34	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Become the trashmaster, master of the trash. How do I make a silly question that will garner a very serious answer? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:19 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#35
	Don't use your brain to make the question. Who is the lady in the picture, The Mona Lisa? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:22 PM

		#36	Stabbsworth Pixelist
there is no picture. How do I become a crab? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-13-2019, 01:23 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#37
	First you relocate to the tropical forest and live in a tree until you fall asleep. When you hit the ground, you shall be reborn as a crab. Then you shake your tree until coconuts fall from the top. Take them and consume them for your new crustacean shell to get stronger. Chew and spit out sand and make a castle, if you want to be royalty, AKA the KING Crab. King of crabs. This is how to be a crab. Where do I get my tire changed? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-13-2019, 01:32 PM

		#38	Death by Mirrors Writer
In that dark, suspicious backalley your mom warned you about. Of course the place doesn't look very welcoming at first glance, but it's only because they saved on decorations and advertising so they can offer you killer prices. What makes a good gift to put into an advent calendar?
	Posted 08-15-2019, 08:31 AM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#39
	A beehive with glitter all over it! How do I travel to Spain by myself? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-15-2019, 11:06 AM

		#40	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Recruit bees. So many bees. How do I become a robot? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-15-2019, 11:17 AM

mdom Jellosexual			#41
	Well, you know how computers have a cd tray? Put a cd inside you with an robot program iso!!! What's the fastest way to cross a river?
		Posted 08-16-2019, 10:48 PM

		#42	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
You throw enough stones into a river that read "Faith Hope Love", that river will definitely become cross. How do I ride a bike to school? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 08-16-2019, 11:37 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#43
	put it on the hood of a car. Preferably a big one. Pad it. Then you give it a ride to the school. How can I tell how old is the earth?
		Posted 08-20-2019, 01:55 AM

		#44	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
Take a handful of dirt and taste it. If it's sour, then the earth is likely expired, and you'll need to throw it away and buy a fresh one. How do I get my dog to stop pooping places? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 08-20-2019, 01:39 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#45
	Well, now that's very easy!! Duct tape its bum!! HAAAA, take that atheists How do I memorize my own cell phone number?
		Posted 08-23-2019, 04:26 PM

		#46	Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed
You'll never forget your cellphone number if it's tattooed to your hand! xD What's the best way to send a million dollars to my friend? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
	Posted 08-24-2019, 09:13 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#47
	Obviously in quarters. Each quarter taped to a carrier pigeon. Have you ever heard about a pigeon in jail??? But mail carriers... or being robbed in person... The bank... How can I focus enough to read a full book next week?
		Posted 08-26-2019, 12:49 AM

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		#48	Panda Heavenly Angel
Bring your friends over, maybe they will help you read. How can I be less lazy?
	Posted 08-26-2019, 01:38 AM