[Ashy]

granted, but now youre stuck in here with me

im going to bed so i wish that someone else would show up so kami's not all aone

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Omai O////O

;A; And that someone is a kangaroo that must be eaten!

I wish that I could have a kangaroo burger >w<

[Mrs Jesse Jay]

Granted, but it made you terribly sick.

I wish I had chocolates.

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but they were poorly made and tasted chalky.

I wish I could use magic.

[Gallowsraven]

Granted, but the only thing you can do is make yourself smell like the worst stink-bomb on earth. On the plus side those people bullying you won't come near you any more, but then neither will anyone else if they wish to stay alive because the smell kills anyone within a ten mile radius instantly, and of course they all want to live don't they.

I wish i was a three-tailed fox!

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Granted, but now you've been turned into a lovely fur coat for an old lady who wears way too much perfume.

I wish I had a clone.

[Mrs Jesse Jay]

Granted, but your clone stole everything you loved and claimed you were an imposter.

I wish I could fly!

[Gallowsraven]

Granted, but it's evil and has killed everyone in the world. The tiny handful of survivors think it's you and now they want to kill you and not your clone.

Granted, but you can only fly upside down and it makes you sick.

I wish i was a half-cat like Baron in The Cat Returns!

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but you have a terrible hairball problem and spend 90% of the day coughing them up.

I wish my computer would get upgraded.

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but now your computer is an AI that is hell bent on ruling the world.
I wish I could physically enter the internet.

[Gallowsraven]

Granted, but the minute you do you become disbanded into millions of 1's and 0's and can't put yourself together again.

I wish it was sunny, not cloudy.

[Mrs Jesse Jay]

Granted, but you got terribly burned by the sun and were disfigured forever.

I wish I was pryokenetic!

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but you end up catching yourself on fire, and you can't put it out
I wish I was invisible.

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but you can't stop making an incredible amount of noise so everyone knows where you are anyways.

I wish I could speak to my cat.

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but you can no longer speak human
I wish I could have Kitty Pryde's power

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Granted, but you only had it for a split second owo

I wish I could be a bumblebee >u<