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Death by Mirrors
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How much butter do you need to sink a ship | #1 | ||
...and other marvellous mysteries of life. A hangout.
May or may not contain actual science. Or butter. Welcome aboard everyone! | ||||
Posted 08-14-2018, 03:52 PM |
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mdom
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Do you mean
a) if we keep adding weights made of butter to the boat b) if we butter the boat on the outside c) if we replace parts of the boat with butter | ||||
Posted 08-14-2018, 05:32 PM |
Death by Mirrors
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What scientific experiment out of these three would you prefer?
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:34 PM |
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Illusion
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5000 Pounds of Butter on a wooden ship would sink it. The time it would take to dissolve the ship would already be sunk and wouldn't rise.
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:37 PM |
Death by Mirrors
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Second law of thermodynamics, or are you working for a margarine factory?
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:41 PM |
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Kaderin Triste
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:46 PM |
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Death by Mirrors
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But wouldn't butter already melt inside the cannon when fired?
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:53 PM |
Kaderin Triste
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Not necessarily. I think the proper technique is to form cannonballs with the butter, then freeze them. While the initial cannon blast might be hot, it shouldn't be hot enough to melt the frozen butter. Especially as it is not a prolonged heat.
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Posted 08-14-2018, 05:57 PM |
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Death by Mirrors
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I promote you to naval defense minister and will order a cannon off Amazon Prime. *serious nod*
For science! | ||||
Posted 08-14-2018, 06:05 PM |
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Wait a minute, I'm the captain. It's my ship after all.
Hrm. Actually... It would make more sense to sink a rival ship. Time to capture! | ||||
Posted 08-14-2018, 06:18 PM |
mdom
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what is her rank? Lieutenant? Admiral? I don't understand much about it, honestly.
I just don't want to be the skippy. | ||||
Posted 08-14-2018, 06:24 PM |
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Death by Mirrors
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...do you really want a lesson in military ranks when we could blow up stuff? ^^
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Posted 08-14-2018, 06:33 PM |
mdom
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Well, it's kinda spam to just post 'boom' isn't it xD
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Posted 08-14-2018, 06:36 PM |
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Kinda. But the whole purpose of this thread is to increase your chances at crayons even when you don't have anything witty to say at the moment. So if you post 'boom' with a nice exploding gif, I'll allow it.
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Posted 08-14-2018, 06:39 PM |
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