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Death by Mirrors
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Feed the Beast! | #1 | ||
Once upon a time people lived happily and peacefully in a kingdom ruled by a wise monarch. Everyone had enough to eat, warm clothes for the winter, a roof over their head, and free wi-fi. Uh, wait. *mumbles to someone in the background* Did they already have wi-fi in the Middle Ages? *clears throat* Ahem. Anyway. As the legend goes, it was an idyllic place for everyone to dwell in. Until one day... The beast trampled through the kingdom, sacked each village, ate most crops and scorched the remaining ones. Its hunger seemed insatiable and its thick scales and fiery breath defended the beast against the knights' swords. Many set out for a quest to frighten the wild one away, but in the end even the bravest among all heroes had failed. Finally the monarch made a decision. If it was not possible to kill the fiend, maybe together the stalwart villagers could tame it. Feed its appetite. The monarch offered delicious foods, and the beast agreed. Peace returned to the land. Fruitful earth brought great harvests, the kingdom grew stronger and wealthier than ever before. The beast was still there, dwelling in a dark forest, but people made sure to keep it well fed all the time. Sometimes the beast would grow bored of a certain food, and then everyone helped to find new treats. As the years went by, rumor spread that feeding the beast would bring good luck, and indeed several farmers who often offered food gained notable wealth. | ||||
Posted 07-30-2017, 09:38 AM |
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Posted 07-30-2017, 10:07 AM |
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Posted 07-30-2017, 10:13 AM |
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New Taste "Your majesty!", the scout exclaimed. "The beast is roaming free again in the village and it has just eaten a corn on the cob. But it still looks hungry. If we bring more food, I'm sure the beast will return to the forest without hurting anyone." | ||||
Posted 07-30-2017, 10:15 AM |
Den
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*offers up some home made corn bread to the Beast*
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Posted 08-05-2017, 08:35 PM |
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The beast carefully sniffs at the corn bread, then gobbles all of it.
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Posted 08-05-2017, 08:51 PM |
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*offers some of my sister's homemade cream corn, made with real cream and fresh corn niblets*
Last edited by tsukiko; 08-06-2017 at 02:43 AM.
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Posted 08-05-2017, 08:56 PM |
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I wearily offer Green Bean Casserole to the beast
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Posted 08-05-2017, 11:19 PM |
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I try not to spill a bowl of clam chowder for the beast.
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Posted 08-05-2017, 11:34 PM |
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We're all mad here.
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I bring specialty garlic bread to offer!
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Posted 08-05-2017, 11:38 PM |
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Den
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*Makes a big serving of Polenta for the Beast and offers it*
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Posted 08-05-2017, 11:42 PM |
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*offers up a handful of jellybeans*
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Posted 08-05-2017, 11:43 PM |
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Tiva
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Tsukiko don't forget to BOLD your food item
*offers up Corn Chowder* | ||||
Posted 08-06-2017, 12:12 AM |
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Er, sorry, all I've got left is this soup I didn't finish from dinner.
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Posted 08-06-2017, 01:48 AM |
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The beast wolfs down the homemade cream corn, but then its taste for vegetables seems satisfied, because it runs after the chocolate ice cream. Why it eats green bean casserole after dessert, remains a mystery. Maybe it dines backwards, because then it gobbles the clam chowder, which would've been entree to other folks. The garlic bread works perfectly as a side dish.
But what's that? The beast turns its head away from polenta! And neither it seems interested in jellybeans. It turns around to eat a bit of corn chowder. And then it only wrinkles its nose at the soup. Guess you have to finish yourself. | ||||
Posted 08-06-2017, 03:56 AM |
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