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SparX · 08:11 PM

Come one, Come all!
Too poor for an outfit to attend the carnival? Wish to earn yourself some tickets maybe? I bet I could help some poor souls like yourselves. It won't cost you much either.....
Just choose between sacrificing your dignity.... or your time.

You have the chance to win in not one, but TWO different ways!
You can tell a bad joke of any nature(sacrifice your dignity) or you can post whatever as much as possible(sacrifice your time)! I will choose one bad joke per page to be awarded 5 tickets, and every 25th post will also receive 5 tickets.
*Please DO NOT post jokes that are belittling or hurtful

Well now that you know the name of the game folks, and the nature of this gathering, please feel free to enjoy yourself and maybe... stay a while....

Winners!

Bad Jokes:

Page 1: Athilea Majiri
Page 2: Tiva
Page 3: Fulkth
Page 4:Potironette
Page 5: unknown
Page 6: unknown
Page 7: unknown

Every 25th post

Pessimisticat
Lawtan
Athilea Majiri

Athilea Majiri · Posted 06-19-2016, 09:34 PM

Oh, this seems like a lot of fun. I think I'm going to go with bad jokes. ^_^

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 09:37 PM

tweetment, oinkment xD.

As much as I'm fine with sacrificing dignity, I'm afraid I'm sorely lacking in jokes, good and bad, so I guess I'll go with posts unless something appears.

Athilea Majiri · Posted 06-19-2016, 09:39 PM

Heh, I'm glad you liked it.

I don't know many bad jokes, but I know a few. So I'll just post the few I know and chat otherwise.

SparX · Posted 06-19-2016, 09:51 PM

I have tears that was so terrible XD it was quite a great start.

Glitch · Posted 06-19-2016, 09:56 PM

What do you call a skeleton that skips work?
Lazy bones!

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:04 PM

Hahaha.

They can't help it. They don't have muscles to pump them up.

Athilea Majiri · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:22 PM

Hah, great one.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:40 PM

Haha xD

I bet your cat likes to stick close to home; she's likely not much of a car-pet.

Athilea Majiri · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:42 PM

OMG! I love it. I think this thread is going to be a lot of fun.

Conjunctivitis.com – now that's a site for sore eyes.

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:47 PM

I actually went to that site before realizing what conjunctivitis was.
I'd say I got sore I's from embarrassment, but there's only one of me.

Athilea Majiri · Posted 06-19-2016, 10:58 PM

LOL. I'm loving how you are working off the bad jokes.

'Put the cat out' … 'I didn't realize it was on fire'

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 11:03 PM

x'D You guys are my sole fountain of inspiration.

The day after my coach told us to put a cat out of the hockey ring, a lady came to sue us putting her cat into the hospital.

Lawtan · Posted 06-19-2016, 11:11 PM

What was the name of the seeing-eye skeleton?

SparX · Posted 06-19-2016, 11:25 PM

Only ten more posts till the first 25th XD

Potironette · Posted 06-19-2016, 11:28 PM

xD
My name starts with C and ends with a, so why can't I see as well as him?

SparX It's ALIVE		SparX's Jester Jamboree- 2 ways to win tickets!	#1
	Come one, Come all! Too poor for an outfit to attend the carnival? Wish to earn yourself some tickets maybe? I bet I could help some poor souls like yourselves. It won't cost you much either..... Just choose between sacrificing your dignity.... or your time. You have the chance to win in not one, but TWO different ways! You can tell a bad joke of any nature(sacrifice your dignity) or you can post whatever as much as possible(sacrifice your time)! I will choose one bad joke per page to be awarded 5 tickets, and every 25th post will also receive 5 tickets. Please DO NOT post jokes that are belittling or hurtful Well now that you know the name of the game folks, and the nature of this gathering, please feel free to enjoy yourself and maybe... stay a while....* Winners! Bad Jokes: Page 1: Athilea Majiri Page 2: Tiva Page 3: Fulkth Page 4:Potironette Page 5: unknown Page 6: unknown Page 7: unknown Every 25th post Pessimisticat Lawtan Athilea Majiri {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details! Last edited by SparX; 06-28-2016 at 08:11 PM.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 09:10 PM

		#2	Athilea Majiri On in to the future
Oh, this seems like a lot of fun. I think I'm going to go with bad jokes. ^_^ What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Call me Ath!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 09:34 PM

		#4	Athilea Majiri On in to the future
Heh, I'm glad you liked it. I don't know many bad jokes, but I know a few. So I'll just post the few I know and chat otherwise. Call me Ath!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 09:39 PM

SparX It's ALIVE			#5
	I have tears that was so terrible XD it was quite a great start. {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 06-19-2016, 09:51 PM

		#8	Athilea Majiri On in to the future
Hah, great one. My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well. Call me Ath!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 10:22 PM

Potironette petite fantaisiste			#3
	tweetment, oinkment xD. As much as I'm fine with sacrificing dignity, I'm afraid I'm sorely lacking in jokes, good and bad, so I guess I'll go with posts unless something appears.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 09:37 PM

		#6	Glitch Pixels
What do you call a skeleton that skips work? Lazy bones!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 09:56 PM

Potironette petite fantaisiste			#7
	Hahaha. They can't help it. They don't have muscles to pump them up.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 10:04 PM

Potironette petite fantaisiste			#9
	Haha xD I bet your cat likes to stick close to home; she's likely not much of a car-pet.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 10:40 PM

		#10	Athilea Majiri On in to the future
OMG! I love it. I think this thread is going to be a lot of fun. Conjunctivitis.com – now that's a site for sore eyes. Call me Ath!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 10:42 PM

Potironette petite fantaisiste			#11
	I actually went to that site before realizing what conjunctivitis was. I'd say I got sore I's from embarrassment, but there's only one of me.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 10:47 PM

		#12	Athilea Majiri On in to the future
LOL. I'm loving how you are working off the bad jokes. 'Put the cat out' … 'I didn't realize it was on fire' Call me Ath!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 10:58 PM

Potironette petite fantaisiste			#13
	x'D You guys are my sole fountain of inspiration. The day after my coach told us to put a cat out of the hockey ring, a lady came to sue us putting her cat into the hospital.
		Posted 06-19-2016, 11:03 PM

		#14	Lawtan Dragon Storm
What was the name of the seeing-eye skeleton? Calcium Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 06-19-2016, 11:11 PM

SparX It's ALIVE			#15
	Only ten more posts till the first 25th XD {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details!
		Posted 06-19-2016, 11:25 PM

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		#16	Potironette petite fantaisiste
xD My name starts with C and ends with a, so why can't I see as well as him?
	Posted 06-19-2016, 11:28 PM