[Kaderin Triste]

Birthday is officially over, but there's no reason to stop the party now!
So Happy Wednesday! Celebrate today just because you can!

And if you like silly art, you should ask Derpy to draw you something!

[Kaderin Triste]

(Sorry if the image is too big, Photobucket won't let me shrink it on the mobile app...)
Hey everyone! I got really tired of Derpy trying to draw on me with his markers, pens, really anything he could get his claws on...
So to help burn off some of his artistic energy, he's going to draw for you!
That's right!
He'll attempt anything you want, but he is only a year old, so I wouldn't expect any masterpieces...

Finished requests:

Post-party Kaderin for Death by Mirrors

Rainbow for mdom

Shrubbery for Damies (Well...sort of...)

[Kaderin Triste]

Special Fancy Birthday Stuff

[Death by Mirrors]

And crashed ^^

Unless you invite me to the party. Either way, any particular things you wish for? Except world peace, obviously. Or world domination.

...hm... now I think Tris needs an item that's a little world in a fishnet...

[Kaderin Triste]

Haha, crashers always welcome!

I mean, my irl wish list is nail art stuff, yarn, cat stuff and chainmaille supplies. BUT that's not relevant here.
I think my Trisphee wish list is cat stuff, pretty much any and all donation items, yearlies, or other special items or even just commons. Or art. Art is always a good thing
XD

Also...YES! The world in a net!

[Illusion]

Must. Remember. Birthday. MUST. REMEMBER. FRIEND. MUST REMEMBER EXISTING.

OH NO! I forgot how to exist!

[Kaderin Triste]

NOOOOO! But existing is most important thing!

[Illusion]

How do I exist?

[Kaderin Triste]

Breathing is generally helpful. So suck air into your lungs and then slowly exhale by pushing the air back out. And then repeat the process forever.

[Illusion]

I'm pretty sure air is poisonous.

[Kaderin Triste]

It is!?! Oh no!
*holds breath*

[Illusion]

o.o....

We die no matter what we do.

[Kaderin Triste]

Yeah. That actually is true. Unfortunately it's that kind of logic that makes it really hard for me to get out of bed every day.
XP

[Death by Mirrors]

Also be cautious when around Dihydrogen Monoxide. That stuff is everywhere from children's bathtub bubble products to liquid pharmaceuticals. But accidental inhalation of even small quantities has proven lethal. It can cause severe burns in gaseous form and prolonged exposure to its solid causes severe tissue damage. Just. Don't.

[Kaderin Triste]

Oh yeah, that is definitely some of the most dangerous stuff!
Unfortunately, without it we die too.

[Death by Mirrors]

Talk about tough choices.
The world sure is a dangerous place. Maybe I should've suggested it in shackles instead of a net.