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Lioshika
Cheeky Monkey
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^_^
That mood was just killed quickly. . . . Grandma: "Why haven't you done this? Your mother doesn't need the dusty!" -__- thanks grandma, why don't I just drink the whole plum wine bottle now. I just took 4 swigs of it straight from bottle. Maybe I can just get drunk? Maya; I will. I'll take a blanket, my phone, and my nook and go sleep in my car for the fucking night! And the bottle of plum wine >_> Choco; Teehee Can one be a door to door condom seller? Echo; Yes let's hear ^_^ -Hiatus- Leave a message. | ||||
Posted 09-08-2011, 12:29 PM |
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Archaic Kitten
Octohashbrown of Trisphee
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:29 PM |
Echo-chan713
The Lord of Mushrooms
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:30 PM |
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littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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two cannibles are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?'
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:30 PM |
Echo-chan713
The Lord of Mushrooms
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:32 PM |
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Lioshika
Cheeky Monkey
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Echo; XD nice!
Maya; enough to come pilfer me? >_> Actually all highways around here are closed. And your avi is pretty btw. I've just been busy -Glare back toward the bathroom.- dealing with something to say anything. Oh look a floating boiler of sorts on the tv!!! Oh wait. . . that's a bad thing. WOOOSH I FEEL IT IN MY VEINS! o_o clowns are scary. lol And horses smell funny. >_> Neighbors with them. Grr. -Hiatus- Leave a message. | ||||
Posted 09-08-2011, 12:32 PM |
Archaic Kitten
Octohashbrown of Trisphee
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:32 PM |
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Lioshika
Cheeky Monkey
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HA SHE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MOM THIS TIME!
As she is going through our freshly cleaned cabinets. . . The one time it actually be mine, (makeup) and she blames my mom. Yeah, never tell a child it's a bird. . . Or anything they'd wanna see. -Hiatus- Leave a message. | ||||
Posted 09-08-2011, 12:35 PM |
Echo-chan713
The Lord of Mushrooms
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:36 PM |
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littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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a blonde a brunette and a redhead enter a charity dive; breaststrokes for breast cancer awareness, they all get soncers lne up and take off, the brunnete takes of like lightning the redhead taking long even strokes after, the blonde flails and splashes. soon the brunette is far ahead the redhead close behind but the blonde is barely halfway to the turn point, when the brunet is two thirds of the way back the redhead overtakes her and the blonde is not quite to the point, the redhead and the brunnete struggle to win and tie, the blonde has only just begun to turn back to shore, the other two towel off and shake hands and sit down, the blonde starts to drown, a random person screams 'she is sinking!' the medics dive in and fish her out, when they toweled her off and got a little coffee in her she says, i...i don't -cough- want to be a spoil-sport -hack- but i think those other two used their arms
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:38 PM |
Lioshika
Cheeky Monkey
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XD Nice! I'm not sure why you wouldn't use arms. o_o
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:39 PM |
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Archaic Kitten
Octohashbrown of Trisphee
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:41 PM |
littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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she thought t wasa /breast/ stroke get it?
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:41 PM |
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Echo-chan713
The Lord of Mushrooms
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
Last edited by Echo-chan713; 09-08-2011 at 12:45 PM.
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Posted 09-08-2011, 12:41 PM |
littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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epic haha
how many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb | ||||
Posted 09-08-2011, 12:44 PM |
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