[Lioshika]

^_^

That mood was just killed quickly. . . .

Grandma: "Why haven't you done this? Your mother doesn't need the dusty!"

-__- thanks grandma, why don't I just drink the whole plum wine bottle now. I just took 4 swigs of it straight from bottle. Maybe I can just get drunk?

Maya; I will. I'll take a blanket, my phone, and my nook and go sleep in my car for the fucking night! And the bottle of plum wine >_>

Choco; Teehee Can one be a door to door condom seller?

Echo; Yes let's hear ^_^

[Archaic Kitten]

Oh god that's horrible. XD But it made me laugh.

Lio: I feel so sorry for you ;0;

[Echo-chan713]

It's slightly rated M, hence the Spoil button

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."

He soon falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

[littl3chocobo]

two cannibles are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?'

[Echo-chan713]

LOL,

A horse walks to the bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

[Lioshika]

Echo; XD nice!

Maya; enough to come pilfer me? >_> Actually all highways around here are closed. And your avi is pretty btw. I've just been busy -Glare back toward the bathroom.- dealing with something to say anything.

Oh look a floating boiler of sorts on the tv!!! Oh wait. . . that's a bad thing.


WOOOSH I FEEL IT IN MY VEINS!

o_o clowns are scary. lol
And horses smell funny. >_> Neighbors with them. Grr.

[Archaic Kitten]

XD Echo...
I love that bird joke. XD
I read it, cracked up laughing, and let my friend read it. XD

[Lioshika]

HA SHE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MOM THIS TIME!

As she is going through our freshly cleaned cabinets. . . The one time it actually be mine, (makeup) and she blames my mom.

Yeah, never tell a child it's a bird. . . Or anything they'd wanna see.

[Echo-chan713]

Originally Posted by AmayaRyuu

XD Echo...
I love that bird joke. XD
I read it, cracked up laughing, and let my friend read it. XD

I know right, but that must of hurt

[littl3chocobo]

a blonde a brunette and a redhead enter a charity dive; breaststrokes for breast cancer awareness, they all get soncers lne up and take off, the brunnete takes of like lightning the redhead taking long even strokes after, the blonde flails and splashes. soon the brunette is far ahead the redhead close behind but the blonde is barely halfway to the turn point, when the brunet is two thirds of the way back the redhead overtakes her and the blonde is not quite to the point, the redhead and the brunnete struggle to win and tie, the blonde has only just begun to turn back to shore, the other two towel off and shake hands and sit down, the blonde starts to drown, a random person screams 'she is sinking!' the medics dive in and fish her out, when they toweled her off and got a little coffee in her she says, i...i don't -cough- want to be a spoil-sport -hack- but i think those other two used their arms

[Lioshika]

XD Nice! I'm not sure why you wouldn't use arms. o_o

[Archaic Kitten]

Blonde jokes are funny... XD

[littl3chocobo]

she thought t wasa /breast/ stroke get it?

[Echo-chan713]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

[littl3chocobo]

epic haha

how many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb

only two but the bulb needs to be big enough for them both to fit

[Lioshika]

Choco; Oooh. Now I get it.

^_^ Lightbulbs.

Echo; XD

blond jokes are always funny is right.